how do I get one!? Oh wait...

If guns don't kill people, people kill people, then toaster dot toast toast, toast toast toast?

I hate these posts cuz the hacks are so useful and I can never remember them when I need them

I think the writer seriously deserves an award

Them damn democrats

This is basically the whole explanation of people on the Internet

Well I am never going swimming again

I would if it wasn't animated and if I won I got to eat the candy