It's kind of ironic. I think these jokes are funny, and someone else does not, and because they feel that their opinion is the only one that matters, they think they shouldn't have to see these things. But, the moment someone dislikes their opinions on something, they say they have the freedom to say what they want. Honestly, people just want to use the 'rules' only when it benefits them. Yes, we have the freedom of speech, but that doesn't mean that others have to like it, or even pay attention to it. Freedom of speech is exactly what it says. Say whatever the fuck you want. Other people can too, though, and while you may not agree with it, they still can say it. If you don't like it, don't sit there and argue with them why they're wrong, and why you don't like them, just ignore it and move on. Get over yourself. 'Oh no, someone on the internet said something kinda mean and I don't like it! I better send them angry messages because that's gonna actually do something!' Grow the fuck up

Don't trust the government.

Love is just a chemical reaction in the brain which creates a false sense of euphoria, making you think you like them, but in reality you just want to pass on your genes. Your mind is hardwired to want to fuck any compatable mate. It's all about reproduction.

Creation of matter would be impossible, given the amount of energy it takes, and given the fact that this is a magical wooden puppet that has no actual source of power, other than the given bullshit that allows it to move and talk, it couldn't generate the amount of energy to actually create new matter. So, that wood has to be coming from somewhere. Most likely, it's absorbing nearby material, converting it to wood, and then adding it to it's nose. If that idiot keeps that up, trying to stay warm, he won't even have a fireplace left. He could just burn the table, it seems sizeable enough. Or the puppet, given the fact that it seems to be alive, it might burn for a while.