I wear my Mickey Mouse onesie whether I'm home alone or not

My puppy tears up bags, paper, socks, and basically anything he can get to.

Why have I only heard about a few of these?

My dog goes behind the shades to bark and look at everything outside.

I thought it meant "adj" as in "adjective"

I actually love that post because it's pretty

It is definitely Florida. My aunts always say it's because the stupid drivers from up north (this is not intended to offend anyone, sorry!) come down here. That's why Florida is full of bad driving xD

I have no shame though. I will not delete anything

Wait, was he actually bald, or was that just edited?

What a great thing to read while I'm eating

┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻ How dare they be so awful to you.
No, but it's good that you're not friends with those people. I only have a few friends because I think it's more fun to have a small group of tightly-knit friends. It's easier to talk to a few people, for me, and I have awesome friends. They introduced me to a lot of new things and I know for sure we'll be friends for a long time.

Makes it seem like Teen Titans Go wasn't the worst they could do.

I love the ones with big twists like that

I hate smokers tbh. I don't live with my parents, but they smoke, and I remember living in that house with them. The smoke is suffocating. The other day, I went with my grandmother to pick them up to cut our lawn/clean out the shed, and when they got in the car, it was so hard to breathe. I can't even imagine being anywhere where they're /actually/ smoking.

I want to get one for my puppy! He'd look even cuter

I need this omg

*should take cold showers to stimulate anti-depression hormones but hates the cold*

THEANIMEMAN IS MY FAVORITE YOUTUBER oh my gosh. He's so awesome.

Do "normal people" actually flirt like that though? Or people at all? Because that honestly seems really weird.

Ducks are amazing creatures

Speaking of the word waddle...ducks are amazing

Jackson Galaxy has a good show called My Cat From Hell