oh (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

so am I getting some pizza or not?

Oh don't worry, I won't.

uhh, English tea. That sounds fascinating.

That's nice. Someday I'll go to England.

Oh, I really like rain, but I don't think can handle it every single day.

That's wonderful. Does it really rain a lot?

Where are you from?

What word?

omg, thank you very much. You're my hero.

AND YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME NOT EVEN A SLICE???

gimme

I love it when he goes to the closet and then comes out not even one sencond later.