Yeah IKR and I'm a girl :-(

I can't remember

What movie is this?

You also can combine them

God, now I'm gonna think about this when I throw my shirts away

Well first you shouldn't leave your baby in the car

I wanna randomly walk up to this cute guy and kiss him, should I do it?

XD chocolate smacks

Fuck no I wouldn't flick it id just kill it on spot then flush it

HELLA FUCKING YES!!

I'm so sorry for ur loss. But I am a bit confused, what is a lucid dream?

Still a better love story than twilight

Lol that is a red footed tortoise I have one and made a hat for it :-)

Dildo

this makes me think of talia! RIP girl!

Why is it so hard to breath if u concentrate on it?

No dip Sherlock

Using Chapstick for my emergency money is the most terrible idea, I'll always loose it.

Nude beach?

Yes I hate it when I split my skull open

If Disney did that shit they'd be kicked off the air and shit