im from africa and im a chef your argument is invalid.

I cant even count on my hand how many times my hand has been their for me

If shaqille oneal was tender meat he would be shaqille o'veal

my home town :D

Its a stock photo their job is being done correctly

That's cruel... Why would you do that for a pic?

Its my birthday today :)

Wait till he masturbates. And just come in the room and stare at him

I don't like when people assume they the dogs parents.

This cosmic dance of bursting
decadence and withheld permissions
twists all our arms collectively, but if
sweetness can win, and it can, then I'll
still be here tomorrow to high-five you
yesterday, my friend. Peace.

Call me oldschool but 1500 mona will do fine. Mom will like her :)

Lol uit gevang

Wish we had bears in our continent.

Wish we had bears in our continent.

Are you a pedestrian crossing? Because I will walk all over you

Cry forrest, cry...

Lol very funny internet. Well hello, cocks I'm dad

My faith in south park is restored

Reminds of that one episode of adventure time, that episode wompd.

"Said no boyfriend ever"