And then the shipping is like $10

Saying sorry is never enough
Act like it
Do shit!

Just let her fail

Not if you got insomnia

Unless the person is being a dick then it's time to let the bitch out

she isnt very bright for someone whose name is candle

Which one is responsible for that hair?

With 3 billions, my life would be so beautiful that I don't even know alcohol exist anymore
I would be batting in milk and eating the best chocolate that is made by midget or something weird shit
Rich people's weird shit!

I just put on makeup
No one thinks you're dying when you look like a goddess
When you're actually the goddess of death
Edit: also I take vitamin and have lots of salad

I just imagine some dude biting a whole half of a watermelon off with a really big mouth

Selfie culture...
I'd match Gary
Just to text him that I'd like him to get more than a mile away from me

This gets extra funny when you watch cells at work
10/10 anime. Highly recommend

Me as the green guy: and you know what is the real danger of vaccination? Your existence.

My mother be yelling at me WHILE cleaning my room up by herself
Why mother!? Why can't you let me be a possum!

I'll just ask my mother cause she's funding the activity
If my father says no, I'll just "I will be back."

B
My parents don't want me to be a pussy

Y'all want history to repeat?
We are very different from our parents and grandparents but trust me, we are still hardcore af
I still remember that time I got into an accident and when everyone was yelling at the dude that caused the accident that my father was going to murder him, I just wanted to make everyone bleed as much as I was because shit, my uniform was completely ruined by the blood from my head and I was late for math class.