The post above this one is a squirrel eating some cake so idk share maybe?

"Ara-ara" is how it always starts

So this is the one my parents speak of when they say the other kids are doing better than me.

You played yourself buddy.

At least you don't rush in a relationship and use the person to heal yourself.
So I say you're good.

If you do, just finish the job with your hands of tounge.

Your crush? Damn, talking about having low standards.

Well thank you, it's very comforting to hear especially when I don't have one to begin with

My father told me he had a great time in there.
According to his stories, he was very respected in jail by all the prisoners and the guards, he had his own helpers who did chores (washing clothes, cooking, cleaning) for him, other prisoners brought him stuffs (mostly edible goods, tobacco, coffee and tea) that their family sent them to show him appreciation.
He spent his time (13 years no less) looking after other prisoners (to make sure they didn't slack off their works; doing gardening, fielding, quarrying) and making friends with guards.
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Now whenever he does chores or something isn't in his favour, he compares it to his time being in jail "I never had to do this type of stuffs when I were in jail" which I reply to "if it were so good, maybe you should just go back"

Eat your wallet away

It's a strange land

I've always craved some lone time

Don't those creep take English lession!?
Or just simply have Google translate

What am I supposed to do? Lower my standards?

What have you brought into this cursed land

So over 1000 bucks for a night with a dude you've already slept with.
It's be a lie if I said I weren't tempted. Not to mention all the guys I've been kinda hung around are all nice.