If you're thinking about getting a baby, try adopt a cockatoo first.
They're expensive, shit whenever and wherever they want (can be trained with time and effort) scream for no fucking reason, will bite you outta the blue, want attention all the time and will get jealous if they give attention to something else instead of them, smart but is a little shit.
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Basically, if you can handle a cockatoo, you can handle a child for about 70%.

You trimmed the majestic monster!

It looks like a toad

@hyperion absolutely adorable

You're good. I'm good.
But that doesn't mean we are good.
It's sad isn't it

Damn, what lashes does she use

@hyperion win for the titties!

Just where whatever you want.
But grey sweatpants give off that "fuckboi" feeling that I'm weak to
Edit: but please don't wear leggings as pants and plz don't wear pants that clearly show your butt/genital walking on the street.
Have some decency people!

I'm just kinky ok!
Fuck off with your average ass, it feels amazing when my cat bites me.

Ed is so ugly inside out.
He's like unrecyclable trash.

@hyperion now I know where you trained your charm

@hyperion i like fish too

With great power, come back to you.
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Aww how sweet
@hyperion

Some parrots live up to 80 years and let except it, parrots are smarter than dogs, they're more complex.
So yea, if you got the money and patient, a parrot gonna stay with you for the rest of your life.

Fake it til you make it.
But understand this, it's risky and there are people who can see right through your bullshit.
If they're having a fine day, you're lucky but if they are not and wanting some entertainment, you're done for.

It looks really good!
Everyone says Dick looking cute rn!

He gives away HIS money and that's more than enough.
Stop being ungrateful little shit.

It is a dog eat (dead) dog world out there.