you can't afford comfort
flying is a luxury, not necessity

@hyperion I already got the cat ears, what ya say? ;)

We all have stared at our newly sharpened pencil thinking about how we could stab the stranger sitting next to us right into their next like fucking John Wick and there is no-one can stop us.
But decided not to cause there is no skincare in prison

;-; why are you doing the kissing face to others

Does this mean I'm a shapeshifter?

I heard they smell like curry and have read countless complaints from landlords about how their Indian renters have already moved out but the houses still smell so strong that they're unable to get other renters in for months.

i was expecting England would just got a picture of the Queen
disapontment

@hyperion this is your dream isnt it!

imagine dying and becoming a tree
just to get cut down and male into a dining table
next thing you know, your wife is fucking the mailman on top of you
can't wait to be fucking dead!

they're all in really good shape

Asian laughs* bold of you to assume

I called in sick after my bosses' wedding and the office parties cause everyone already saw me losing my damn mind anyways.

diabetes

@hyperion A garden :D

Ben Shapiro is so annoying
I feel like everything that comes out of his mouth is offensive on purpose.
People prove their points and it happens to offend people.
But this guy, I can't help but feel like his main point is to be offensive.

Men be like " idk how to please her" "my wife is crazy" and then do shit like this.
We all just want to feel nice! like the rest of mankind!

prefer B but in smaller parts.
easier to read, every point is well made and seperate.

the moon giving that pouting black guy expesstion rn