She's getting married!

My soulmate is my cousin, we literally grew up together.
We are basically all of those sisters, childhood friends and everything together.

I have never seen a slim person with a diet coke.
Probably BC if the person were slim:
1. They wouldn't be bothered and order real coke instead.
2. They don't drink coke.

Romance is alive and doing very well

He's genderfluid, he can be into anything and it's still legal everywhere.
So anyone gets upset at the fact that he opens admit getting with both man and woman must be mad dumb.

Joke on you, my cat loves corn.

His reply still answers her question indirectly tho.
Is this gluten free?
No, it costs money.
"It" stands for "this gluten"
So yea, it's neither free in money nor gluten.

I have never seen a normal human being make this face irl

Back in middle school, we were all over at this guy house (idk remember why)
And all the boys were having a play on the bed, it's basically a gay orgy without the sex and I was sitting there watching ._.
I think that day woke up something inside me.

I prefer notafuckingweeb-dere