It's amazing how accurate this is

Too true. For the longest time I thought that the lyrics to "baby never act wild, very low key on the profile" were, "baby never act wild, baby don't pee on the profile". Never made any sense to me until I learned what the real lyrics were.

This particular penguin is my spirit animal

I used to work retail and there was a song that we played in the store that I LOVED. I never had my phone on me when it was playing, so I would try to do this very thing. I failed horribly. Part of the problem was that the lyrics were very similar to a Jason Mraz song and I think I kept mixing them up. I never figured out the song :(

I am so mad at myself for how hard I laughed at this, but damn it's unny.

DJ Killer Clowns

I would never take down the decorations.

I can't even think about this.

This is my favorite costume ever. He has it perfect...right down to the handcuff.

I remember when I thought it was cool to make a tornado in a bottle. This is far cooler!

What the hell did I just watch??

This show feels so unbelievably underrated to me.

I would never move.

I'd probably get really upset and threaten to kick him out if he doesn't teach me how to do that.

My childhood!

I never thought about it until just now!

I walk by THREE different ones every day. They have learned not to ask me anymore and I've become really good at ignoring them.

I work in a mall and there are 3 kiosks in particular that are awful. They will yell at you halfway across the mall to come to their kiosk. If I want to get lunch, I have a whole path figured out to avoid them. It takes me about twice as long to get to the food court, but worth it to not have to deal with them.

He's so dumb