This might be one of the cleverest things I have ever read

This is also very similar to how I wake up in the morning.

I don't know, whoever did this study is probably a lyre

Some people just want to watch the world burn.

I thought it was pretty damn funny.

Come on powers of the internet, you can make this a thing

I thought I was going to marry Justin Berfield.

Can we just make Bill Nye in charge of everything?

Taco Bell is sassy and I like it

Now I want chicken...and eggs.

I think this would scare the crap out of me.

This is scary accurate

I think Chris and I should be friends.

I do this all the time...and then 6 hours later when I eventually finish the joke or story, my friends don't find it nearly as funny as I did.

I saw this post a couple years ago and it's still one of my favorite things ever.

I wish I could bring this to work and spray customers.

Did this make anyone else as uncomfortable as it made me?

Terrifying.

They should play this in every single school. In one of my college courses someone asked what the difference between England and Great Britain was and I almost lost it.

This is giving me a headache, but I can't stop watching

Sir-Pokes-A-Lot is the worse