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rosebud


you're not supposed to be here

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Time to Move 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
the father could be bi, you never know
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S M E S H 16 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
lemme smesh
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This must be Canada 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Rosebuds are red,
the skies are blue,
i'm going to steal the
number one leaderboard spot from you
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Damn ninjas be cutting onions 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
So all the people who have met each other in person and have had a great relationship, or all the people who have met on Tinder and had the same outcome; their relationships are invalid simply because you think we "don't have love like this today"? What about when people send each other flowers or make/buy gifts or each other? Or take each other out for a movie or a dance or dinner? All of these are invalid?
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That moment of pure panic 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
....that’s fair, actually. Photographer could have faked this for dopamine and internet points.
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The Avocado AsSALElants 16 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
I think the person is saying that they should prioritize murderers and other felons and criminals instead of people selling fruits and vegetables.
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
o h
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Is that how you reproduce and create more like yourselves?
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
what about lesbians
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For Those People Who Can't Tell The Difference 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
yo’re’ure
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OH HECK NO 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
and become a frog like those maymays
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
What? You’re telling me that I’m racist because I find one joke funny?
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i know most people would, that’s why i would save a joke like that for a specific clique. my thing is that someone who is not me cannot tell me what to get offended about. If i want to laugh at a slavery joke because it’ll make me feel better, no one can tell me that I, one person who does not represent all Africans, am racist for my personal opinion.
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
here’s another thing: as a black guy, don’t baby us.
there’s a difference between being someone who isn’t black and saying that someone has gone too far, and being someone who isn’t black and getting offended instead of the black person themselves. If i can laugh at a joke about black people being called antique farm equipment, you are out of your mind if you’re criticizing me for laughing out of it, sibce I’m black.
You can point out racism and that’s fine, but a white person cannot tell one black person what THEY should believe about anti-black racism.
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Business mind 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
he’s just trying to feed his fish obviously
obviously.
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In case you have never seen a straight banana before 35 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
w̴̫̙͇̫̩͔̪͔̻̍̿̕h̵̛̭̹̖̜̤̳̠̭͔͔̯̰̞̀̐̈́̿́̈͐̈́̕͝ó̶̧̘̩̤̥̔ ̸̻̳̳̀͑͆̈́͋̍̽̇̒̃͠i̸̜̟͚̣̩̮̻̣̝̺̪͊̈́̀̈́͋̃̃̓̂͗̎̽̕͝͠ş̷̥͚̟̗̩̥̺̭̗́͝ ̶̘̟̙̟̋̋b̵̧͓̦͓̻͖̻̦̓͌̈͗͊͝a̵̡̙̜̗̜͉̱̣̺͖̪̍̔̔̾̔̒̂̄̀̏̇̌͂̄n̸̨̩̖̲͙͓͉͔̠͈͑̂̐̿͂̂̓͗̋͘a̴̞̺̥̩̣͍̼̼̭̐̒̂͆͆̃̋̅̾͑̀͋̏́͝n̴̛͈͇̰͎̓̿͗̈́͑̉͑̓͛͑͘̕͠͠a̷̡̦̗̗̦̯̜̳̹̥̥͉̼̩̽̂͘ͅ?̵͔̥̆͌̃̓̓͒̿͛̈́ ̶͉̽̾͊͒́̊͒͊ͅţ̷̟͉̪͕̠͓̣͎̦̹͊́͂̑̕͝h̸̙̻̅͆̓̈́́̈́̍͗̾͘̕͝e̸̢͈̻̼͓͚̔̾͛͋͊͊̿͐̕r̸̢͚̘̟͚̖̬̗̰͕̤̮̮̎́́́͌͐̅̀͋̌̀̉̅͑ͅę̶̢͎̤̠̣̹̥͎̱̳̤͉̬̍̂̂̐̒̏̌͋̈́̈̄̔̕ ̶̯̩̦̤̹̝̺̘͈̖̱̣͂̋̿͂̀͘ͅi̶̗͇̘̓̉͋͒̈́̑͜͜s̵͙͈͍̳̩̲͕̙̠̜̣͐̓̿͊͝ͅͅ ̶̹̮̟͔̫̝̈́͂̃͌͐̂̓̇̈́̏̏̊͘͠͝ơ̵̝̩̺̬̺̤͇͇̆́͊̈̊͂́̒̕n̵̲̳͖͔͒͐̆̆̈̚̚͠͝l̶̡͎͖̥͇̿y̷͎̮̱̝̏̂͒̀ ̴̡̡͚̱̻̓̆̓͊̄̎̈̓͜ͅͅr̶̢̬̄̀̈́̔͛͋̏͌̽̈́̈͊̃̚͜͝ỡ̵̭̬͉͆͒̈́̓͊̈́͠͝͠š̸̱̗̪͖̝͎͈͉̫͔͙͎͌̏̾͐̑͊͗̉̉̽̅̕è̷̢̻̻̖̱̤̝̂̍̈́́̉̑̋̕͘̕͠.̶̡͙̤̜͍̙̞̙̮̝̏͊̎̍̅̉̑̒̈́͘͠͝͠
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
holy shit dude it’s just a joke chill out
all i said was that an argument was brewing. people do this every time a controversial post is submitted here. even if it’s not an “argument”, we like to act as though there will be one, because, more often than not, a post like this will become a shitstorm.
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
(as a black person i find that antique farm joke funny)
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Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i don’t know why you were downvoted so i’ll try to fix that
Stereotypes are based on truth 31 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
the argument begins
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Irish 22 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
why does the color of our usernames matter?
blue and proud!
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In case you have never seen a straight banana before 35 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
something something username change joke
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Secret ingredient to krabby patty 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Robot Chicken answers this pretty well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ggb-_zU3yz4
The cringe is real 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
you got the reference
A+
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