ex-banana

rosebud


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he has wisdom for you 9 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
you fracking frack! I demand you give me #1 right now
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Still not sure if Levi is hot or not and yes we're mean <3 34 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
why is it rude/mean to ask a short person to grab something low to the ground, but not rude/mean to ask a tall person to grab something close to the ceiling?
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I need an hero 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Alright, you either woke up on the wrong side of your bed, or someone took a shit in your cereal, since you seem pretty ticked off over something ultimately minor and forgettable. I don't think I've ever seen you bitch over someone saying that they don't understand why they were called retarded; shows to everyone here that your tolerance level isn't very high.
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I need an hero 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Oh shit i think i had a stroke. I thought the post said that Shrek dies in Shrek The Third. My fault.
Don’t know why you had to call me retarded since I misread a post, though. It was an honest mistake.
Amazon CEO body transformation (Jeff Bezos) 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
On the left he looks like the stereotypical dumb father on a 90s-early 2000s TV show. On the right, he looks like a spy or an evil villain who has a hairless cat and a gigantic swivel chair overlooking the buildings on the streets of New York City below him.
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Wow that was beaut- wait what? 18 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i always thought you were straight if it makes you feel better
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I need an hero 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
how am i retarded? because i don’t remember which character dies in each movie?
I need an hero 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
no, you’re thinking of prince charming: https://youtu.be/Vodfx6n3A7c
Worst than hell 18 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
My dad was a trucker. I’m not implying that the photographer works for the same company my dad did, but the rules were that he could not have guests in the car.
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I need an hero 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
ACKTUALLLY he dies in Shrek Forever After, you uncultured swines
Why are we not funding this? 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
yeah there’s a lot of corn fields here so it would be hard to track that one cross down.
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"He may have been your sugar daddy, but he was also your father" 20 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i just say it because it’s funny and because generally people seem to like it. maybe it’s finally lost its luster?
I'm sorry I couldn't hear you over the sound of blue 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
It’s called the caffeeine patch! Each patch is the equivalent of twelve cups of coffee! You can stay awake for days, with no side-effects! AAAAH! Sorry.
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This is bananas 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
(insert username change joke here)
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Why are we not funding this? 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
@silvermyth Illinoisian here and i’ve never seen one of those
Poor kid 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Worst than hell 18 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
two wrongs don’t make a right. he could have been rushing his pregnant wife to the hospital or trying to do something else important to him. you being a trucker doesn’t give you the right to enforce the law and do what you want to do to some guy who is obviously trying to get somewhere. plus, the fact that you took out your phone to take a picture while driving doesn’t help your credibility and instead further proves the idea that you’re just an asshole.
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tip: if you see a classmate or friend do this they are probably a demon 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
well you’re literally satan
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someone call the police, there's been a murder 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i guess because her dad isn’t the president, she’s not a “role model” anymore?
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This must be Canada 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
oh. ok.
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The Avocado AsSALElants 16 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
:D
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This must be Canada 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
oi m8 ill t8ke u don to funky town
This must be Canada 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
I only need 600 likes and i will pass you :D
beep beep lettuce 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
max and ruby reference in the title
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