What about dick poop

Nah, to be honest, I was just bored.

Yes, they have very good songs and special effects

i'm not even going to argue the religion thing with you because I know you only said that as bait. In fact, I didn't get the notification for this post; I only saw it because I was looking at your profile and happened to see that you commented here. There is an "Unfollow Old Posts" button in everyone's "edit profile" screen, so I would not have seen this if I didn't check it out.

i'm listening....

Undoubtedly.

Oh, cool, cool. You see, I went through a little bit of character development too.
But at the end of the day, we're all human, and we all change too. That's the beauty of life.

is that a fanclub for boys who are gay, or is it a fanclub for other boys who are fans of boys who are gay?

@shurikkaru ya gotta read all 4 books in the series and listen to the album on iTunes if you want to catch up.

*rolls eyes*

Are gay boys not allowed in the boy fanclub? Or is there a Boy Fan Club for Boys, in which only gay boys are allowed? either one is alright with me

thanks :D

I was going for the latter.
So, now what?

*shrug* I mean, we're still doing exactly what I predicted; arguing without reason. We both want it to end, but neither of us can look away. Such is the life on the internet. Seeing that gray zero being replaced by a white one is something that we all long for, I suppose.

I'm literally not upset at all. I said the Rules of the Internet thing as another joke, although I see now that you don't take to humor very well. I literally said that we "have to argue, inexplicably, until one of us rage quits" and that I made a "horrible, terrible error". It's all hyperbole and a joke and I did that specifically so that you would take it with a grain of salt and an ounce of humor.

just let this fucking post die. this is basically what we don't want the website to ever become again. it inevitably will, but let's try to prolong from happening until none of us are here anymore.

fun fact: you can like girls and boys at the same time
case in point: @rosalinas

fair enough

my birthday is over 230 days from now

What if you're not disabled, but there is a short person right next to a cabinet. Said cabinet holds a bowl that you are looking to use to eat some soup. You're on the other side of the room. Is it impolite to ask the person to grab the bowl, or should I walk all the way over there, shove them out of the way, and grab it myself?

And you are literally doing the exact same; commenting and calling me out for the things I have said. So this isn't going anywhere, but by the Rules of the Internet: Volume XI, we have to argue, inexplicably, until one of us rage quits. So let us continue.
I never actually said that I was a better person for reading quickly. It's just one of the things I do. You'll notice that most of the time, when I do leave a joke or a fact on a post, it is accurate and funny and people generally like it. Yesterday I made a horrible, terrible error; I misread one word and placed it somewhere else, which resulted in a horrific snowball effect that resulted in me incorrectly commenting. Ohhhh nooooo! I dropped the ball once, and now I must be slandered for my fault! Am I right or am I right?

I literally admitted that I made a mistake multiple times, and that it was my fault and no one else's, and you still act as if I'm being an entitled asshole.

you should just, like, stop posting for 24 hours so that I can catch up

"Uncultured swine" is a joke, referencing Toy Story 1. It is used in this context as an insult with humor; not to be taken literally. When we call each other "uncultured swines" on this website, it is in the same vein as "shit that did not happen for $500." So it's not my fault that you did not find it entertaining, since a lot of other people do.
Sure, my comment was retrospectively unnecessary. That's because I misread the post...so what? People make mistakes. You act as if I'm the first person to ever see two words and mix them up, creating a situation in which the post lacks sense. Sorry that I don't "take the time to read" on every single post, unlike you. Maybe I just skim paragraphs and read a little bit quicker? That's certainly not unrealistic.