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rosebud


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when in doubt, sell your crusty, cum-stained, j*zz-dripping underwear to your FB friends 16 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
so did his dick when he fucking came in his pants
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The kind of baby we all want 9 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
maamaaaaaaaaaaa
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Survival of the flutist 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
*Australian accent*
watch as the serene and quiet flute continues his soliloquy, unaware that the trombonists raise their bells and ready their mouths. the flute quietly silences himself while the second flute takes his place; this move is used to convey the sound of only one instrument playing while the audience is none the wiser. the second flutist plays for just a few seconds before--
THE TROMBONISTS UNLEASH THEIR FORTISSIMO UPON THE WOODWINDS! OH, IT'S HORRIBLE! THE BLOOD! OH, THE HUMANITY!
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What's the wrost lie you told your parents 19 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i lied that i had a headache to get out of class. all that happened was:
1) the school called my mom
2) my mom couldn't take off work
3) mom called my dad
4) my dad left his office and went to his house to pick up headache medicine
5) my dad drove to my school and watched me take medicine for a headache i was not experiencing. and he left me there. :(
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A lesson learned 57 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
even if you're completely healthy, you need a counselor? that doesn't make any sense.
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Giza 1931 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
thank you for the information. I'm glad they're kinda making a comeback now. I've always thought they were so majestic....
WLTH 174: because assault is so goddamn empowering 46 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i think the poster got confused. I’m pretty sure the police officers pulling the girl out of the classroom for punching someone in the face were getting the applause.
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He has a point 3 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
in case you can’t read the text:
“She does not look disgusted, so it’s not good training.”
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WLTH 174: because assault is so goddamn empowering 46 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
two times the pain :(
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Giza 1931 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
I...am enjoying it? I’m just wondering what he was doing there. Surely you can understand that it takes away from the picture when someone unfamiliar with airships thinks that one is about to slam into the ground...
Giza 1931 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Alright, i don’t know the difference. It looks like it’s tilting over at a severe angle, tho. Is it just me that sees that?
[ applying cold water to burnt area ] 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
yes, fun fact, african sperm is as dark as the color of their skin. that’s why asian jizz is yellow. true story. %100$ true. would i ever lie to you guys?
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Giza 1931 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
What the hell is that blimp doing?
The Wife's Tampons 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
we could make a religion out of this
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A fate worse than death 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
*police sirens*
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Saturday Night Live with Leslie Jones 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
She’s saying that young people shouldn’t immediately jump into something, because you can change. You can realize that you don’t like being an accountat or a zookeeper or a chef, and you might need to fail in order to realize this.
But no, be closeminded and assume that she said all of this just to tell you to quit(e) your job. What a positive outlook on life.
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Saturday Night Live with Leslie Jones 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Her name is in the title if you could not tell.
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That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
sacre bleu!
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sometimes it’s for the best 23 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
You really dodged a bullet
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That took a horrifying turn 24 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
excuse me, this is a Christian site, i’m going to have to ask you to watch your language
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What can I say except you're welcome 14 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
some peeps have been goin through my profile and serial downvoting everything. I can tell because I'll look at one comment that has 8 upvotes, and then come back an hour later and a row of comments with zero votes are negative and the 8 comment is now 7.
edit) point proven
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Saturday Night Live with Leslie Jones 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i agree. like how Neil DeGrasse Tyson is disliked by a lot of people. You can call him pretentious and an asshole, but he does actually have a pretty good education and he's definitely not an idiot.
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