plot twist, her boyfriend took a test as a joke and showed it to her without looking at it himself

yes really. you spend long enough reading rhese tumblr posts and you can easily tell which ones are faked.

no one gotthe reference :(

playing with matches a girl can get burned...
so, bring me no ring
find me no find
catch me no catch!
UNLESS HE'S A MATCHLESS MATCH!

*shrug* That’s all I got.

LET IT DIE, LET IT DIE, LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND–COME ON, WHO’S WITH ME, HUH?!

Looks like some bags and stuff are on the ground next to him, could be his stuff

so technically we’re all correct

Fat black jewish women

That has many connotations....

No prob–wait what

oh. have fun then.

I can try to squeeze you in this Thursday around 8:30. Can you meet me around the abandoned warehouse on the south side of town?

yeah but only for one eye-blink

Tomorrow is “saturday”, as in you blink and then you’re waking up at 6 am on Monday.

win/win

@princessmonstertru the way you came off made it seem like you were implying that i had said that I “have a right for people to listen”. I guess you meant the royal “you”? I took it as a personal thing.

that’s where a lot of my WLTHs come from

nope, i haven’t. I have noticed that i’m the only one who posts “not everyone on tumblr is a man-hating feminazi” stuff. a lot of my recent posts come directly from Tumblr and either involve a user being weird (buying 46 donuts weird, not assuming your dog is transgender weird) or a user making fun of other Tumblr users who go over the top.

NOPE THIS IS AN ARGUMENT WE’RE ARGUING 1v1 ME M8