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Terminator bee 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
it did.
MAJOR spoilers ahead!
basically the UK deploys these robotic bee drones. some hacker dude develops a system that uses online votes from twitter to kill people that the public vote for. everyone who uses a certain hashtag, “#DeathTo __” is eventually put into a database. When the UK government tries to completely shut down the bees when they think they figured it out, all of the bees target the 390k people who used the hashtag and kill them.
the episode is probably one of my least favorites because of how fucking long it is, but it’s a good way to find out how the show goes and see whether you like it.
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Terminator bee 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
am i the only one getting serious uncanny valley vibes from that bee drone thing? it just doesn’t look right to me...
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Shit just got real 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
it’s been almost four months, though. don’t you think that’s a stretch?
Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
it really, really is far off. most yiffers are conscious enough to know what is and isn’t healthy.
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Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
your opinion seems very skewed. there’s a thick line between being sexually attracted to an actual dog IRL, and a fictional one with perfect characteristics that you admire in someone. your assumption that “liking yiff leads to beastiality” represents the yiffing community in the same way as saying that every furry engages in yiff to begin with.
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Shit just got real 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
show us a link to the post. you just linked the picture
Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
whatever. it’s a fetish and i don’t have anything against myself for it.
if i’m not hurting anyone, especially not myself, (because i am a levelheaded individual who does not let my fetishes dictate my personality) no one else should be worried about what i beat my meat to behind closed doors.
it’s literally just a kink and nothing else. i don’t talk about it often because i don’t personally see it as being relevant to conversation.
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Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
beastiality is the sexual act of sodomising an animal IRL.
yiffers masturbate to fictional characters in the privacy of their own homes. the only ones they are offending are people like you.
you can’t blame regular furries like @chilledtothebone for people who find fictional characters sexually arousing.
personally i do find that fetish enticing and practice it in my own bedroom, but i would never want to fuck an actual horse, etc. It’s literally just a fetish, nothing more, nothing less.
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This aired on Cartoon Network. It's a children's show. 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
At first i laughed because it’s like “hahaha what a mess we’re in! (studio audience laughter)”.
then it cut to the outside of the tent and uh....
well.
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Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
they’re not attracted to animals themselves; rather, anthropomorphic animals.
most yiffers do not want to literally fuck dogs. they would rather create dogs with characteristics of themselves or other appealing traits, and become sexually attracted to that instead.
it sounds crazy, i know, but it’s much better than literally having sex with animals. it’s just a crush on a fictional OC, not your neighbor’s chihuahua.
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Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
it’s just a fetish, what’s the deal? why does it matter what some guy jacks off to as long as he does his work and is a polite guy?
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Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
this guy clearly doesn’t know how to talk to furries
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Sex is the opposite of laugh 21 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
wtf
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Terrorists 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
obviously you haven’t seen the Director’s Cut (TM)
(i’m being sarcastic)
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It's nice to remember this exists every once in a while 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
He got divorced because of a mutual agreement between him and his wife that their marriage wasn’t working. they had a pleasant conversation and decided that divorce, while remaining friends, was the best course of action.
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It's nice to remember this exists every once in a while 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
what he forgot to mention was that he comes from a family of nudists, so everyone was fine with it
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Elon Musk smacking down some fake news 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
that’s a subjective POV that i disagree with, but because i ain’t no asshole, i won’t criticize you for it
CHOCOLATE!? CHOCOLATE 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
...i'm referencing a scene from the episode? have you never seen the Spongebob episode, "Chocolate with Nuts"?
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Thug life 18 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
quality roast @barneystinson
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Elon Musk smacking down some fake news 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
what makes you say that? he heads three companies AFAIK: SpaceX, in which he is determined to get man to mars; Tesla, in which he forwards innovation of self-driving cars; and The Boring Company, which he uses for boring tasks like boring.
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CHOCOLATE!? CHOCOLATE 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
chocolate, sweet chocolate.
i always HATED IT
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cringe culture is outta whack, my hip friends! let’s go smoke raisins snd taste the sun! 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
thank you for understanding this.
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Numba 1 question 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
I suppose a PO box, in theory, could break the chain.
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cringe culture is outta whack, my hip friends! let’s go smoke raisins snd taste the sun! 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
No one said that all of them want to do thatf; that’s literally a preconceived notion. Click the link. I promise you that it is SFW and there is literally nothing inappropriate in it. It is a furry, on Reddit, explaining his actions in a way that anyone open to other’s opinions can understand. Please read it so that you can at least begin to understand my point.
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How to be a stalker at a pool without getting caught 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
what happens if someone is walking towards you and your feet are in their way and you subconsciously scoot back even though you “can’t see” them? what’s your backup plan?