ex-banana

rosebud


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as long as you vomit up the cum and say “no homo”, you’re in the clear 29 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
and then he ejaculated into your ass but used a straw to clean the mess because no homo
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as long as you vomit up the cum and say “no homo”, you’re in the clear 29 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
and then you wake up and your lips are around your bro’s cock
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I Create My Own Destiny 12 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
don’t ask questions. asking questions gets you killed.
I Create My Own Destiny 12 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
don’t listen to the haters
Food solves everything 3 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
hy·per·bo·le
hīˈpərbəlē/
noun
exaggerated statements or claims not meant to be taken literally.
ex·ag·ger·a·tion
iɡˌzajəˈrāSH(ə)n/
noun
noun: exaggeration; plural noun: exaggerations
a statement that represents something as better or worse than it really is.
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Food solves everything 3 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
joke
jōk/
noun
1.
a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.
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as long as you vomit up the cum and say “no homo”, you’re in the clear 29 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
unrealistic standards for men
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Then I watch and laugh as they sneak a piece anyway and convince themselves they're wasted 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
If an adult ever did this to me, it would just make me want to try it more...kids are curious creatures wnd when you say “this can make you drunk” a lot of kids will be like “COOL!”
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Sometimes, you can be wrong 22 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
then it seems to me that you answered your own question, yes?
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Sometimes, you can be wrong 22 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
a fictional character in a fictional TV show. it’s a one-off joke, it’s not like comic book guy harassed Lisa 24/7 or something
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This situation was rather relieving 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Can you imagine trying to send your mom a picture and you accidentally send that
Proper Furry Communication Standards 27 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i see it as an inside joke and i never use it to express my true self
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This may be a repost but I don't remember seeing it yet. 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i’ve seen this in here before, but it’s been like four months, so you’re good
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3 ways to stay cool 12 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
..........
3 ways to stay cool 12 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
...what?
3 ways to stay cool 12 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
what’s a reponst
Terminator bee 37 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Lettuce
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3 ways to stay cool 12 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
yeah, water might be too much for the more weakhearted out there
Reason not to get a mechanical keyboard 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
or learn to take a joke.
no one said the boss is “harassing” OP.
OP hasn’t said whether they’re uncomfortable with this, but considering the fact that they used a meme to describe the events, i’m assuming they don’t have a problem big enough to involve HR.
Remember NO kids 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
how are you going to have a kid if you just give someone else your pants?
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Delicious water 11 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
I guess you could call it....holy water
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Kids are permanent 9 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Carol’s going to perform a late-term abortion
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Reason not to get a mechanical keyboard 7 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
step 1) get a microphone
2) record yourself typing and doing regular work for 30 min or so
3) play on repeat
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Kids are permanent 9 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
you know what wasn’t permanent? Carol’s marriage
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