Pls no spoil 24 comments
rosebud
· 7 years ago
Layman’s term for “electricity”
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the book 34 comments
rosebud
· 7 years ago
she was just generally insufferable. IIRC she was overly offended by feminism jokes and the like. she was always offended tbh.
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the book 34 comments
In an world of mystery, only one truth prevails! 17 comments
rosebud
· 7 years ago
There is literally an episode where krabs reunites with his old navy buddies and is embarassed because he has lost his shell.
Maybe you don’t watch the show, but everyone else has. It’s a canonical universe.
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Maybe you don’t watch the show, but everyone else has. It’s a canonical universe.
How to to get away from being late 6 comments
rosebud
· 7 years ago
what would be your excuse for not coming into work?
“my mom died today, i’m going to meet with my siblings”
(show up at work half an hour later)
“I’m ready to start my shift!”
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“my mom died today, i’m going to meet with my siblings”
(show up at work half an hour later)
“I’m ready to start my shift!”
Reynolds wisdom 14 comments
outside a Texan mosque 26 comments
rosebud
· 7 years ago
Allahu Akbar is Arabic for “good is great”? my apologies, didn’t know that the arabic language uses adjectives to describe adjectives. jokes aside, literally all i said was the translation for Allahu akbar into english, and that i don’t know what the guest meant. i’m sorry, how many people who speak Arabic just shout “ALLAHU AKBAR!” in rgular conversation? And how often, on the Internet, do people say Allahu Akbar in all caps on a post welcoming Muslims with the intention of being polite? Not very often at all.
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outside a Texan mosque 26 comments
Turn that frown upside down! 6 comments
rosebud
· 7 years ago
“You’re just sad! Here, I’ll make your favorite dinner to ight!”
and that’s the only thing they do.
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and that’s the only thing they do.
Devastating reply 5 comments