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rosebud


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I don’t think our president is a big fan of illegal aliens 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
i think lazybones must be doing it, since he “hates” me most. maybe he lives in australia, and so all his “upvotes” appear as downvotes in america. Because honestly, who doesn’t love me?
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That's Actually A Good Reason For Speeding 5 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
classic case of “disability isn’t visible? must not exist, in that case”
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Same cow 13 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
waldo wears stripes because he doesn’t want to be spotted
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You look like ice cream 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
@dr_richard_ew and the other one’s Larry
I don’t think our president is a big fan of illegal aliens 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
once again, downvoted for a joke? come on, it’s my own post. my joke wasn’t even offensive or mean and it actually contextually made sense. oy. y’all need to chill
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Die with humor not honor 6 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
(This is about the Titanic if you couldn’t tell)
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Now this would work really well 1 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
Ah, the old Atlantic City razzle-dazzle
Me too 1 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
my mom took me to IHOP last week and the waiter brought me my food and said “enjoy!”. Then i spazzed out and replied “you too!”.
i still haven’t recovered from the traumatic experience
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I don’t think our president is a big fan of illegal aliens 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
You’re right. Before we know it, winter will be upon us and we won’t have enough food to survive. I just hope the mid-August yield is better than last year, else I don’t know what i’ll do.
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Trees can't jump 1 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
He’s not wrong then
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A floor plan light switch 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
buy now button? please?
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Now you can change families 1 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
this is where children get switched at birth, true story
Giant modafuka 10 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
not faint. die. he could kill your pokemon with a punch.
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Pls no spoil 24 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
this is another thing that would make me say lol. you accuse me of reading too much into things but then you go on a hateful rampage.
seriously dude just shut up. nobody cares. get some fresh air, drink cold water, calm down and shut up.
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rosebud · 7 years ago
why would i be done? you started the argument that i’m annoying and now that i googled something you’re too busy bitching at me to do, you think i’m done? lol.
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rosebud · 7 years ago
five second google search:
“It appears James "Ghost" St. Patrick has it all -- a drop-dead gorgeous wife, a stunning Manhattan penthouse, and the power and success that come with owning hot new nightclub Truth. But a closer look reveals a man living a double life. When Ghost isn't tending to his Fortune 500 business, he's catering to clients of another operation: a drug empire that serves only the rich and influential. While loyal sidekick Tommy protects the cash-cow narcotics venture at all costs, Ghost's new reality is using Truth as more than a front to launder money. It's a way out of the drug game and into a legitimate life with his family, even if everything he loves becomes unknowingly threatened. "Power" is co-executive produced by Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson (who also co-stars) and show creator Courtney Kemp Agboh ("The Good Wife").”
Sorry, what was your reason for being unable to google “power tv show”?
You mean a day? 4 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
you mean an hour?
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rosebud · 7 years ago
Christian is a troll, but he’s a funny one.
meanwhile, you can’t bitch at me for “showing up and saying something stupid.” it’s a public website in which anyone can make an account and comment on any post.
sorry, i was unaware that it’s illegal for me to reply to you. i’ll go tell calmthelovelytits, trustnthngmulder, yogithebear, dimmerdeath, and 8 out of every 10 guests to leave me alone and that they can’t respond to me since i dislike them. oh wait, i can’t, because they have free will to do what they want, and surprise surprise, so do I. so either deal with me or leave, because i’m not going anywhere.
If you ever feel lonely, remember this 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
amazing
If you ever feel lonely, remember this 8 comments
rosebud · 7 years ago
why is it orange in the bottle but red in the cup
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rosebud · 7 years ago
thanks TCC
TCC is like lazybones when he wasn’t a prick: a misunderstood guy who could be really funny on occasions.
too bad lazybones gets his panties in a twist when someone doesn’t answer a queetion he can easily google by himself; otherwise, we’d have a cool christian and a cool atheist
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rosebud · 7 years ago
no one said you HAD to like me, just like how i don’t like you. You do realize you could have googled the tv show, right?
honestly i don’t care whether you like me or not. clearly @mightyoak enjoyed my joke and that’s good enough for me. just because you don’t find my jokes funny doesn’t mean i’ll stop telling them. nothing about my comment was offensive or rude so i don’t know why this one broke the camel’s back.
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rosebud · 7 years ago
ooooh i’m annoying because i said “power is a layman’s term”. sounds like someone needs a thicker skin. give me a break and stop bitching. lol.
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rosebud · 7 years ago
whoever downvoted this clearly has a problem that extends beyond the realms of my care or attention. please take care of that yourself and stop taking your issues out on an electricity joke. have a good day.
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rosebud · 7 years ago
downvoted for an innocent joke? jeez