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Who the baby looks like? 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
or when they look at the ultrasound and say OMG HE LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE HIS DAD!!!
no. your baby looks like a fuzzy television set on an ultrasound.
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If Steve Carrell and Ryan Gosling had a child. 6 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
this is the truest true truth ever. truthfully.
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True 15 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
sometimes when I'm opening a pad, it's so i can stick it on my feet (for slippers)
but that's just me I think
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Make a nice meal with $5 15 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
but wait a minute....
I have no bread, soup, butter, or rolling pin
I guess I'll just eat cheese
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Seems legit 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I would have responded "Aw man I'm sorry about your embarrassing pic that's about to be posted. GTG"
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So I was on teh Internet and then I saw this Miley Cirus meme.... 8 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
her father said this about the video: “The song’s a smash. It wouldn’t have mattered if Miley would have worn jeans and a flannel shirt, a tux, or a nun’s habit—her performance vocally on the tune reflects her roots and sheer God-given talent.”
so basically, he's brainwashed
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There is a dude secretly pushing her ass out to give her an hourglass shape 8 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
quack quack quack
duck face
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Adventurous hedgehog 18 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
At the restaurant "The Fat Straw" the little hedgehog is actually licking its lips hahaha that's so cute
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Well, can't argue that 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
what if it was an ad for nutella and someone.......nevermind
Blood vessels in the human body 19 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
thanks, you just reminded me I have to get back to studying anatomy
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What skinny feels like 7 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Not really. You can eat a lot in one sitting, feel full, and you don't get fat.
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Fail at parenting 19 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
like OH EM GEE r u seriouzzzzzz
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I'm considering moving to Canada 11 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
We have these in my college cafeteria (and the food is actually good too)
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Dingly dangly diddly ding dongs 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
no.
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Any generation of teenagers 5 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
does your phone capitalize every word for you?
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Finally, a good use. 11 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
that car be old
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DIY home theater 5 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I'm gonna do this!!!!!...maybe
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All this time, I never realized it 12 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
all 3 shows were great!
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What skinny feels like 7 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Um actually no. Some people have high metabolism.
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Whenever I look myself in the mirror 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
lol that happened to me when I first got glasses. I thought I was beautiful and then put my glasses on and looked in the mirror. I was like oh hell no and actually started crying.
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Wiise words to live by 17 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
but some people have anxiety and depression at the same time...
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That woman deserves a tip 13 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
cool waitress
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And also a huge mess to clean up 10 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
mmmm glitter
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Title 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
youtube/masturbation
send a video to a friend
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Ironman suit 14 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I'm glad you labeled it because I almost thought you were the real iron man
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