The news should always be told like this

Ok 12 year old

but why aren't they studying?
hehehehe STEREOTYPES

one of my favorite childhood movies!
(the one from '71)

but what about bees!

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE THESE FOR ME NOW
caps lock makes people do things!

well actually there is such a thing as a lady boner but it's too sexual for me to disclose at the moment

*who

I saw someone order one of those party boxes at Taco Bell and she ate it all herself right there. I think it has 12 tacos?

I used 4 different inflation calculators to verify this and $1.60 translated to about 10 or 11 in present day dollars. Yeah 7 =/= 10 but this is still an over-exaggeration.

actually, I think I'd rather have spontaneous boners than periods

human
I am not pleased by this

stop people. you may be exceptions but this is true for the most part.

this made me laugh way too hard

I say it wrong and will continue to say it wrong because I like my ways

Target?

Then after you graduate college you're a "freshman" in the job market which is even worse

I just imagined some socially awkward gamer telling me this joke as a pick-up line

HAHA
they like wine

she's so cute!!

that's lady gaga? she actually looks way less manly as an 80s mermaid...

Some guy said he was sexually aroused by a scribblenaut who resembled me
I don't know how I should feel about that