he's going to have all the ladies after him!

love everyone staring in the first pic

lol I hated school so much I used to get excited when I had a dentist appointment

you're telling me this now :(

that is one of the cutest things i've heard :)

just listen to who you want and stfu

what does the other version say?

I always have to go in my room and hide my face for at least 3 hours after a day at school because of this. I feel like my face doesn't need to be seen anymore after so many views.

so he bought a disabled person
how is that funny

TROLL

I'm 22. I took a Lunchables to jury duty.

maybe he thinks it will help him fly away like mary poppins

All these years I thought ice cream was the best "I'm so sad and lonely" food! Now I'm going to start eating bacon!

chubby trunks

childhood ruined
I used to have something similar to this but the guy wasn't having sex he was just jumping up and down

the package and the cookies will give me nightmares

that kid looks 12

i only put it under my eye though

once I was hyperventilating (because they just showed me a video about all of the complications that could occur), had a laughing gas tube on my nose and one of those things to get rid of the spit in my mouth
the dentist is like "so what high school do you go to?"
-.-

I usually try to look for another question that gives away the answer to the question I'm stuck on lol

This was good but how can the bottle feel

I almost thought it was Elton John