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Every single time 8 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I'm not great looking but sometimes I look in the mirror and think I look decent. Then I see a photo and I'm like.... crap.
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Men vs women 14 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Finally. Someone I can relate to.
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our natural habitat 10 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I like my cocoon :p
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Something a loving grandmother gets you 11 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
actually, you could impress a bunch of hipsters with this
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Police, pull over 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
i like her hair
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Most of us can agree 14 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
We had a bird person in high school. She brought her peacocks in her shirt and their heads would poke out during class and she would feed them and rub them.
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Quite possibly the best party of the month 9 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
His cart is phu loi loaded
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Me when I have to go to a boring museum 11 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I think 2 fell out of the vending machine. Vending machine stuff is usually cheaper and smaller.
*Witty title that has something to do with the post* 6 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
Or be on reality tv
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Facebook wins and fails compilation 16 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I bet she thinks it means he has good eyesight
What's your greatest weakness? 5 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
hahaha oh god I had that question
I said "I think my greatest weakness is my maturity level. I am much more mature than my peers so I feel disconnected to them. While my peers want to party and get drunk, I want to focus on working" hehehehe ;)
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This guy knows what he is doing 51 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
why does a homeless man spell better than the majority of kids these days?
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Cool concept clock 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
the hour hand is thicker
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Facebook wins and fails compilation 16 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
"marinade my breasts when your homemade Alfredo sauce" lmaooooo
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Murica? 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
hahaha the look on the eagle's face
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Seriously, it's college not elementary school 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I always said "I'm taking this class because you had a good rating on ratemyprofessor.com"
Its fake but its creative 3 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
"babe" doesn't get it though.
moody, serious person
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Perfect life 27 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
But if you never had to say goodbye, would that mean no one ever died
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Let's make love 12 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
honestly, I would date Tony though
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Let's make love 12 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I'm guessing she has trouble spelling and her phone auto-corrected just about every word she wrote
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Mon€y 11 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
how did they arrive at that number?
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No one understands men 9 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
for some reason I interpreted it you can only "enter" a woman if you figure her out but men are much easier to figure out lol oh well
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Don't let the Moreos guy see this 15 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
more moreos please!!
Magical bag of winds 10 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
I've sniffed a lays chip bag and it smelled like farts
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Well..I can at least other people be happy 4 comments
rosegold · 11 years ago
actually, I'd rather watch Netflix than be around dirty club rats
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