Lol imagine the reaction of the baker when the dad asked to have that put on the cake XD

This pleases me :)

Nice story but I doubt it's real

I graduated last night too :)
And I like this

*who

Dis? Your?
Before acting like some magnificent musical genius because you know one member of The Beatles, you might want to learn how to spell!

That was my face when they showed the pics of stds

Last one made me lol

He's going to have permanent wrinkles very soon

I want this if someone else makes it for me

Lol oh well it shows she cares.

This is so overused but
Shut up and take my money!!!!!

I like it :p

What if a fat guy with man boobs tried to work there and then he threatened to sue for discrimination if they didn't hire him

Question: are the pool and car ones made with toys?

Obviously some old fart wrote this
Have you ever seen a kid with their pet? Now if that isn't love then I don't know what is

People it says "one of the few" so chill... They didn't say she's the only one

Bob the boober

He's filthy rich though

Katie's

The awkward moment when he remembers he added his parents on his Facebook

I've found that on websites with a lot of usernames already taken up (twitter, yahoo, etc.) you can pick whatever you want and just put "ok" at the end of it and it's usually not taken. Now I've ruined that secret though lol

Why do people keep answering the question about colors? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Probably in a very dark cave