May be difficult if the musicians are dead

When my parents come in my room I go on Disney.com

Kalamazoo

At first I thought this was cool but then I remembered spoons

I didn't know jb fans knew what sex was

Am I the only one who tests the shower water with my hands before getting in

Cool sweaters but I'm trying to dress business-y and proper now
Also, I'm saving my money for getting a place
Haha I sound so old and annoying :p

The was me when I graduated!!!

Umm ok stop angrily crossing your arms and do something about it

My family made me believe for years my room was a terrible mess. Then I saw other people rooms and I found most teens live like hoarders and I was like um mine looks fucking fab

I don't think this is true. Love is not always present. Trust me. 3/4 of my relationships were based on a guy wanting to use me and me being too naive to realize it at the time.

When I was 9, I was listening to backstreet boys millennium album and worried that I would never have all of the beanie babies :p

I love that movie!!!
Before LL turned...

Um Taylor seems annoying

Does this work

Her head is to the left of his

I know a guy who is 6' 7" Once I got drunk and told him "omg see if you can put your chin on my head!!!" then he got drunk and started crying out "you all hate me because I'm not rich!!!!"

I see a bra 0.0

I feel like that now because I finished college and don't feel like doing anything. I've gained 30 pounds in 6 months 0.0

I'm not Canadian but my sweat smells like maple syrup
The doctors ran tests on me because of it 0.0