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Have you 31 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
No
Smack down 2 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
What the hell? This is just creepy
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I guess I did win at something! 19 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
I was just thinking about this, this morning 0.0
I was like oh god I didn't know what I was getting myself into
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He inhaled her! 4 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Dat thumb
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Nice reply 8 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
"I was sat"
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Awesome summary 5 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Do me a summary
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Clothes swap 22 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Ok I just realized I dress like a man because I wore his outfit (on the left) today. O.O
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do you smell that? 12 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
The first guy I ever dated sniffed me. And I was like are you smelling me? And he was like yeah.
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2013... 15 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
I imagined spongebob screaming this
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Hey look 16 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
How about the other wheel of fortune million dollar winner?
The theme of the episode was 30
The puzzle was a list of months
Pat asked her "do you know what all of these have in common?"
She was like "ummmm no wuuut"
Rule of Sleep 5 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
If you ever talk to me before I'm fully awake, I just mumble incoherent things and immediately forget the entire conversation. This is how people take advantage of me and get me to agree to do things!!!
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Rule of Sleep 5 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
The thing is, sometimes people get weird about that sort of thing. Like my dad would do that for my mom and she would complain because he woke her up. Then once he didn't and she was like omg wahhh wahhh what the heck why didn't you say bye and tell me you were leaving omgggg
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So full of himself 5 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
It's probably chocolate and he probably said does it taste like my d
Why Eggplants are called Eggplants 10 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
I've heard it both ways -.-
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My favorite emo gif 42 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
This made me laugh so hard I woke everyone in the house up
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Cause woman that's why 18 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Well he thinks I'm beautiful :) so if he thinks both of us are on the same level, I actually take it as a big compliment :D
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Love is love 43 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
A lot of people said this about my bf of 3 years. Well guess what he's a gentleman and amazing in bed. So eat your words you cotton headed ninny muggins.
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dream date <3 10 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
I would do that
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Mosquitos 8 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Funny thing...it actually happened in my computer room
A saw a mosquito flying around and I covered 99% of my body but I forgot about my feet
Don't hate! 4 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Who took those pix??? hmmm?? young lady!
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Cadburys 8 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
If you want a ton of a specific food for free:
Get a local radio station to declare it "_____ day"
For example, a city declared it "cheez-it day" and the company sent them truckloads of free cheez-its
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The world's most annoying wait 5 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Also, when it says like 5 minutes left and then it changes to 10 minutes and then 3 minutes and then 2 hours and then it says "0 seconds" for 20 minutes
Yeah
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Mosquitos 8 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
I agree with the whole "everything has a purpose" sentiment but mosquito bites are unpleasant....especially when you get them on the bottom of your foot and every time you walk you're like omgjejddjdk
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A sharpie can always come in handy 19 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Who needs sleep anyway
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This pun is too much 10 comments
rosegold · 10 years ago
Why did I laugh
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