It's me and @rwby_rose

*steals Walter*

and then their landlord kills them. the end.

In chicago we only have two seasons tho: winter and road construction

I'm sorry but that's the niffler from Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

I work at a law office so I can confirm this to be true

*puts on tin foil hat* cats are EEEEEVIIIILL

20 points to slytherin

Correction: the only kind of diet

Glad I live in the deepest state

Best title