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I'm 1000% done with minions

This is legitimately the best thing I've seen all day

I'm gonna use these in the future

Did anyone else watch the video of Kanye completely butchering Bohemian Rhapsody?

*coughs loudly* Fall Out Boy isn't a boy band

"I Slept With Someone In Fall Out Boy And All I Got Was This Stupid Song Written About Me" aka the longest FOB title ever (I think)

This is my favorite Cobain quote ever

I relate to this on a spiritual level

Ace case reporting for duty

Youse guys is also pretty common in Chicago too

I found my name once on a keychain and bought it immediately because I knew I was never gonna find it again

Last Christmas, my family was staying with relatives and my sister and I had to share a room and when we got there, there was a furby sitting on the shelf above my sister's bed that was staring directly at her pillow. We ended up stuffing it in a drawer until we left.