That's nothing. In my precalc class two years ago, we were learning about probability in coins and my teacher goes "if you have a penny, a quarter, a dime, and a dickel" and then stopped and left the class for 3 minutes while everyone was cracking up

But the minions are the joke...

WHY

Maybe...

No that ruins it

No problem! And hopefully you make it here some day!

Yeah it's pretty crap.
I looked up how much Smashing Pumpkins tickets are for their show Friday and the site I was on said they started at $58, but I've been to concerts for $35 before. It really all depends on who is playing and where.

There is construction everywhere all the time to fix the potholes that are made throughout winter. Basically, you can blame winter for a lot of stuff here

Fair warning: Chicago only has two seasons, winter and roadwork, so be prepared for that

Oh well as long as you're not traveling anywhere near Chicago, then you should be okay.

As long as you don't live in the USA, I think you'll live

Read the earlier comments

It's such a good album. I especially love the song What's My Age Again?

No it's obviously Billie Joe Armstrong of twenty | one | pilots

Don't worry. I grew out of my serial killer phase when I was 2

Which is why I've accepted my destructive nature and I enjoy ruining people's lives. Although I will mention that I haven't killed anyone recently

Or you could just avoid people forever

Apparently, I should just stay away from Turkey because in addition to the pop singer dying, an earthquake hit Turkey and killed 145 people on my birthday

Let me rephrase, I was a Turkish pop singer who died in a "chain collision" at the age of 23.