Well then she got mad at my sister and sent her to her room for the rest of the night and ordered pizza for the rest of my family

SHH IT WAS ACCIDENT FROM WHEN I WAS 11 AND SHE BLAMED MY SISTER INSTEAD OF ME

IM DYING TELL MY MOM IM SORRY ABOUT THAT ONE TIME I ACCIDENTALLY BURNED HER CASSEROLE DISH THAT I HATE

NOOO I HAVE BEEN SHOT MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

NEVER

NOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT

Because raisins

THEY ARE OLD DRIED UP GRAPES THAT ARE GROSS

*hisses* ewww raisins

^asking the real questions

THOSE COOKIES WERE MADE OF LIES UNLESS THEY ARE CHOCOLATE CHIP I SHALL NOT EAT ONE

THE MOMENT

Actually I'm pretty fucking sleep deprived too so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Nope. Just on a lotta pain meds rn

SEIZE THE DAY GODDAMMIT CHAOS IS ONLY FUN IF YOU FULLY ACCEPT IT AS PART OF YOU LIFE

Good bc no one else was about to eat those lying cookies *hisses*

SHH RWBY LIVE A LITTLE EMBRACE THE MOMENT

CHAOS IS FUN THOUGH GUYS

THOSE ARE THE COOKIES OF LIES

^thank you. Jfc learn to take a fucking joke guys

NEVER AND DID YOU NOT HEAR ABOUT THE COOKIES?? RAINBOW POISONED THEM

My reaction right there

True story