2016 slang (snowboard edition)
Shred the gnar: go snowboarding
Hit the pow pow: find a fresh snow pocket and ski through it
Manual: riding with only your back half of the board touching the ground
Butter: see manual
Talk with the birds: catch a lot of air
Knuckle: ridge line of snow horizons to the mountain
Yard sale: a crash where your gloves, goggles, skis, and or helmet comes off

So you were a weird chick when you were 14?

Science side of FS:
While it is true that the venom is an anti coagulant there is no reason for blood to begin looting out of your body. However if you do get a cut in your skin your body will not be able to stop the bleeding. While the symptoms may seem daunting, the venom takes many hours before any effects take place; providing plenty of time to receive antivenom. Note: if antivenin is not received in 24-36 hours a blood transfusion is needed

Sorry but this came from a fake news site

#whentheplstisfromoverayearagoandyoucommentedanditisshillgettingpostnotifcations

Mixed with lance Armstrong you would have the most effective triathlete to ever live

Also a serial killer

No it hasn't.

Idk what kind of pussys he has seen but that is definitely NOT amazing

This won't be as funny in a few months

Would have been better if the sports one was in comic sans