His cousin Ditch-man isn't all that nice. Always runs off when the bill comes.

Looking back, that is a very foolish power.

Nonexistent man. Nobody knows what happened to him

Welcomes the newcomer, thankful for the break from insanity

Doubts the well formatted response due to the former's lack of understanding

He pushed her and she fell over. That's what it meant.

That fulfills the first part of your name

Although this does seem a bit... Dramatic.

Spidey, he's her legal guardian, parent, so her personal business is actually his too.

Hello again Spidey. Causing more trouble i see.
When first read through, I mistook "shovel the sidewalk" for 'shoved to the sidewalk' because the L in shovel is missing, and my brain filled in gaps.

I did not see that coming.
Well, neither did she, but I digress.

I keep forgetting timezones exist.
Welp. G'night

Oooh. Wow

It's also like 2 in the morning. Go to sleep

It's WORKING

Relaxation, falling deep
Off you drift, now to sleep
Time to fall, time to dream
The mind a maze. Blank Spleen.

I am a Riddle
Where's the Rhyme?
I am a maze
Within the mind.

I am your home.

I am everywhere

she doesn't need to know

Heck why not

Well if you want to get into technicalities.

I'm your mother now!