That's abit rude to call her a hippo

Wincest

This prank call backfired

Can confirm this happened to me last week

Nancy has no chill

I think rick and morty already proved this

Polt twist: her ex is really her brother

Wow only in America is it not the police's job to protect people

They better be paying me or sucking my cock if they want me to shovel all that snow! kmt

TL;dr

Ask her if she wants the D

Lol ice road truckers

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

A B and D all look the same

Turning your daughter into a furry

Rich parent

This must cost alot

Wow just wow