Purple, cus aliens don't wear hats!

And this folks is why I won't have kids. ¬_¬

I wouldn't even be mad! XD

Anyone else binge watching that?

Great, another thing to keep me up at night.

Dude, I'd probably pass out.

This is definitely what goes on in his mind.

I just realized it said Japtain Cack....

Is the globe suppose to be his ego?

Kinda reminds me of Dumbledore.

When you don't remember what you said five years ago, but you know it was stupid...

My mom knew I was a girl by just the way I sat in her belly.

Does getting an achievement in a game count, cause all I wear is sweats and a batman t-shirt?

But Pikachu disliked pokeballs...

I've seen these in Florida.

My mother needs to learn this...