This happened to me but it was the opposite. The guy was all "you don't trust me". He gave me reasons not to trust him.

This happens to me but I have never feinted. I just fall to the ground cause my legs turn to jelly then my family laughs cause I'm on the ground

What is that? I have never seen such a beautiful treat

Phone's screen is cracked so I have to manually turn the screen back on to end the call, the person on the line probably hears "shit! God dammit!"

That's a waste of bread

Welp looks like I'm a prostitute because that's the only color that looks good on me

I took Latin...the only thing it helped with was understand other languages somewhat

Reminds me of Hooch from Turner and Hooch

My cousin met a person chasing after a Syther, they are now best friends

I remember when I was 5 and when I saw Pluto I ran to him with the little autograph book and cried because I loved Pluto so much. He got down on his knees and hugged me

Common houseflies can live up to 30 days

Floccinaucinihilipilification is still my favorite word

I'm confused, what is an SJW?

I'm laughing way too hard at this! I can't stop XD

I pronounced them all like laid...now my brain hurts