My parents just kind of waited too long to have the talk with me and my sister, and then when I was thirteen during a long car ride my dad turned down the music and asked "Winter... Melody... Do you girls know about, uh, sex?" And of course we both responded with a big fat yes and he said okay and never brought it up ever again

Yeah right. I still say Lion King's their best so far. I didn't really like Frozen that much.

Except in the 1 in a bajillion chance that they actually like you back. Then it's pretty awesome

"Cats not included"

Well I know people who spell Sam with two Ms so there are multiple ways to spell that

During my first play through of Mass effect 2 I lost Kasumi and Garrus, and it was traumatizing that I restarted the game

I used to eat maple leaves during soccer while I was waiting for it to be my turn.... And sometimes I think I don't match up to Canadian stereotypes

Fuck yeah Canada

*whispers* this was disney