about 5 years ago, most of my family, (both parents plus 5 of my 7 siblings), and i were watching Jim Gaffigan's comedy show where he goes off about McDonald's for about 20 minutes. After listening to him talk and talk and talk about fries and such, we couldn't resist any longer and sent my youngest sister to get us all horrifyingly large amounts of fries and chicken nuggets. No food was spared, and we spent the rest of the evening living in delicious regret.
I also sometimes exercise with intent of negating the exercise with cupcakes.

I've been doing yoga for years, still not even close to being able to do #8.

I think the real question is "Why in the world are we advertising prescription drugs on tv?"
If you have to see a doctor to get the prescription, then shouldn't it be your doctor who assess your problem and then chooses the right medication for you based on your medical history and needs, rather then telling your doctor what to write out for you?

I HATE the taste of regular coke. Diet coke tastes like a gift from Zeus.
(Diet coke wasn't supposed to be a no calorie version of coca cola. It was formulated as a diet soda with a completely different taste. That's why they have coke zero, the diet coca cola. People choose diet coke for the taste usually, not as a diet alternative to regular.)

I let them enjoy their time in the sun, and secretly plan their demise.

I get people don't want to garden. But when the zombie apocalypse happens, you're all gonna beg me to be part of your commune for my gardening and canning skills.

Having worked in an ER, it's sad how many people know so little about their own bodies.
I was always perplexed that parents would bring a child to the ER in for a mild fever, and hadn't made any attempt to treat it with Tylenol. Or would bring a kid in for a cold. Seriously, a cold. Or parents who would request vaccines for lice or asthma. But seriously, an ER is not the place for primary care.
There's also interesting cases you get too. Like a prisoner who had to be seen when his cell mate stabbed him in the eye with a shiv. Or when a guy cut 90% through his leg with a chainsaw. Or when a 19year old came to the ER because he had taken too many Viagra and had had an erection for 8 hours, (his name was actually a variant of Dick Dickson, at first I thought it was a prank.)

Add a book and it's heaven.

As a parent to 2 small kids, I couldn't agree more! I don't pay a baby sitter on top of the ticket price for my movie, to have it ruined by some idiots who think it's ok for a child to see a non-kids movie at a late hour.

That's a bit horrifying.

This reminds me of the popular Russian kids show "Masha and the Bear". It's about a little girls who's friends with an escaped circus bear. My 4 year old found it on YouTube and loves to. She now thinks she can speak Russian.

I want to go to there.

Ugh, I know 30 year olds that do this. I want to kill them every time I hear it.

I have 2 year old daughter with Down syndrome, so obviously this is one of my favorite posts ever!
Stuff like this makes me irrationally and ecstatically happy!