saltlakesnark

saltlakesnark


i drink an embarrassingly large amount of diet coke and i'm often a complete idiot. Please keep that in mind if i put my foot in my mouth.

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Twins 5 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Will do, I should have figured there were twins out there perpetuating myths.
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Twin paradox 17 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
If you were to take their DNA and compare it, someone without advanced knowledge of their relationship would conclude that they were siblings.
But that doesn't mean that they would necessarily look like siblings in person. As identical twins age, they actually get less identical as they are both exposed to different things in their environment. And the type of identical twins they are can make a difference as well.
You could technically have one set of parents with all blond kids and the other could have all brunett. The physical charicterisics would be as diverse as regular cousins.
Edited to add:
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen are fraternal twins.
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Twins 5 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
I've gotten this question several times in my life. Also "how do you know your parents didn't switched you up when you were little and you're actually your sister?" My fav WTF twin question is when people ask if we have "twin powers" or if one of us was hit by a car, would the other know.
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Barack VS Mitt 10 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
I feel like it was a loose-loose situation with every candidate that ran.
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Finish your pills 11 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
The only times I've heard of doctors actually prescribing antibiotics for the flu or cold, is when a patient demands them and the doctor caves. Although that was years ago, and a competent doctor will never prescribe them unless actually needed.
For cold and flu, washing hands and covering a cough, and staying away from public places once you feel sick are best. People who go to work while sick make me hateful, but not as bad as companies who discourage or refuse sick time off.
Viruses can be super dangerous. Besides vaccines, there isn't really a treatment except to treat the symptoms and ride it out. Even cases that require hospitalization, the treatment is to stabalize you,(O2, intubation, fluids for dyhydration, NSAID's for pain and fever) until your body can fight off the infection.
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When my sister wants to change the music when we drive a car 6 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Shotgun shuts his cakehole!
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Hello 2 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
I'm 28, can I still get a crazy cat lady starter pack?
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Ahhhh sheeeet 14 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Truth! We need a campaign for Danny DeVito!
But of course, how else would you handle the situation? 5 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Well, there goes about half the population.
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Flowchart for men 11 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Same with me and my ex husband.
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Single Father with adorable daughter 4 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Definitely both.
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Sounds about right 6 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Consequences, that's for future me to worry about.
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I shall ride it into battle and it shall be glorious 18 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
So technically, since I'm quite short, I could ride one like a horse?
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Loaf of Art 11 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Diamond tipped saw, I think.
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Anti date rape drug nail polish 44 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
That's an interesting assumption. Do you have any studies or published information to support this, or is this just an opinion of yours.
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Anti date rape drug nail polish 44 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
It's clear nail polish. Also, like some have pointed out, there are stir sticks and coasters that can be used to detect a drug as well.
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I'm adopted 13 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
It's 2014, this should be a thing.
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I'm adopted 13 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Some people should just never be parents.
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At least a child was hurt 6 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Letting her kids run wild and threatens to sue. Sounds like a wonderful person.
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She had an electrifying climax 12 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Well now I can never open my windows again.
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She had an electrifying climax 12 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
I hope so, otherwise, that is one lightning bolt that really had it in for her.
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This penguin is really happy to see its zoo keeper! 10 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
They don't. Which is why were all jealous of them.
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This is why we should use the Imperial System 7 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Don't worry, some people can't take a joke. The stereotypical American archetype will never not be funny.
They have secret meetings at night 6 comments
saltlakesnark · 10 years ago
Shit's about to go down. Probably fighting over nip distribution territories.
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