I live in Miami Dade :(

Not sure if that makes you a pedo since it's college. ;)
But I'm a freshman in college and I have noticed that there are many attractive men and women in my classes. More than usual.

The total is 666

"If he have been good"

Stupid autocorrect. Steel*

You have some buns of steal with those cushion dents.

My boyfriend's birthday is Christmas Day. Poor unfortunate soul.

I guess you could say he was converting your religion...