Read for the book-loving and liked it for the Joffery-slapping.

I don't care if this is photoshoped or edited or anything because this is my dream world.

I once knew a guy who used this special kind of anti-bacterial soap that worked so well that it killed off all the bacteria on his skin, even the good kind, and made him violently sick for weeks. Moral of the story? Sometimes it's okay to be a little dirty.

Except when it's a good story.

He saw his chance and he took it. Beautiful story.

I will never not love that picture.

Replace "My wife loves you" with "I love you" and all will be right with the world.

Number two is my favorite.

I own something like #5. I got it at Wal-mart and I have no idea how I lived before I got it.

Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to the bookstore...

I'm crying. So beautiful.

I've got an old traffic light hanging in my dad's shop. Got it from my grandfather, no idea where he got it from.

It makes your feet slippery but it's well worth it.

Rather smashing.

He was also a raving psychopath who gleefully shot into a crowded street. But for those who are interested, his last words were "I won't tell you nothing, you son of a bitch" to Marvin Purvis, who would later 'capture' John Dillinger,

I've never heard of Bear Grylls until I met the Internet and all the "I drink my own piss" posts. Les all the way!

Best episode.