I'm sorry 8 comments
My whole life is lie 7 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
We have a traffic light down at the shop. It was so big, we had to lift it with the forklift.
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This is going to be revolutionary 11 comments
Sochi nightmares 7 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
"We don't have problems in Russia, we have adventures."
Understatement of the year.
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Understatement of the year.
He maintained such calmness 12 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
This guy is hilarious. I love some of his other stuff, too, like the one with the picture of the spider.
I'm sorry 8 comments
The worst 30 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
Person: You write? Can I read it?
Me: No, go away.
Person: Please? Can I be a character?
Me: I don't like sharing my work. Please go away.
Person: ...
Person: Can I read it?
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Me: No, go away.
Person: Please? Can I be a character?
Me: I don't like sharing my work. Please go away.
Person: ...
Person: Can I read it?
Tom Hiddleston: The only living Disney prince 25 comments
I do care =D 397 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
My username is short for Samantha Penning, my 'alter-ego,' for a lack of a better term.
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This is actually really uplifting 18 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
da Vinci was just doodling in his notebooks and we consider them works of art.
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Which fandoms are you in? 76 comments
Which fandoms are you in? 76 comments
sampenning
· 10 years ago
Brason? I've never heard this ship name before. I'm assuming it's part Jason...
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Shout out to you 7 comments
sampenning
· 11 years ago
That person makes it all worth it. Bless them, and yours as well.
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Edited 11 years ago
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 33 comments
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED. 33 comments
sampenning
· 11 years ago
"She's funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh grade. Waffles can be blue. Little miracles like that.”
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Anniversary Feels 74 comments
Caesar was a d*ck 7 comments
sampenning
· 11 years ago
Thanks, navybrats3, for the impromptu history lesson. I feel like I understand Caesar a whole lot better now.
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Read this or at least skim it 47 comments
sampenning
· 11 years ago
I'm guessing that what you're trying is say that when we hurt another human, we're really hurting ourselves because we're all humans, and whatever we do will effect us, will effect humanity itself, will effect the entire world, later on.
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Edited 11 years ago
The unseen side of Russian people 11 comments
sampenning
· 11 years ago
I was on the verge of tears the whole time... faith in humanity restored!
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*small voice* and johnny lee miller too...