This is so horrible and cute at the same time...

But the fact that learning another language is difficult it doesn't mean it's impossible or useless.

No, actually it is good. I'm not saying it is easy, you just have to have some interest.

Cystasy, spanish isn't spoken just in Spain, spanish is the mother language of a lot of amazing countries. It's ok if you are not interested in learn Spanish but think about all the beautiful poetry that you'd be missing... if I could I'd learn all the languages in the world, unfortunately life isn't long enough for that.
I'm a fluent spanish speaker and I'm improving my English just like you, so please don't be racist about languages and don't minimise, not only Spanish but another languages just because you think they are "not so important", every language is beautiful and important even if they're not the most spoken.
Oh... And I almost forgot to tell you that you can make a lot of things with spanish... Like I said, there are thousands of great poets from Spain and Latin America, and a lot of horror stories in Mexico (those lose a bit of the horror if they get translated)... So yeah... Spanish is used in many other ways than just business.

The nice thing of art is that it kind of lives inside you, it will always be there for you. So if you were born an artist you will die like one.

Be a proud one, dear guest.

That's absolutely right... I made the investigation because I used to think that I was wrong about modern art and I wanted to be able to appreciate it but when I finished it I understood less and felt more annoyed...

Marte is Mars in Spanish but it's also "martes" (the spanish translation of Tuesday) without the "s" at the end and "miércoles" is the day after Tuesday... So... We could say that someone thought that the planet after Mars is Wednesday like the days in Spanish... I think I'm not very clear in this explanation but I can't figure out how to explain it better. It's a really silly joke but I couldn't stop laughing.

Yeah it's like faggot but we use it in a very offensive way and not only with gay people but with everyone who acts like an asshole... So asking for "cinco putos" is not a great idea (•‿•)

I think evolution shows up in tolerance and other important stuff that makes us human beings not in the colour of the skin.

As a fluent spanish speaker I can say that joke is hilarious haha

Oh I see now... Yes, you're right, sorry

No, Loki does not glow under the sun

Oh... Well, I don't know why they ignored you but I just wonder how could your boxers stay in their place with that girl...
(I'm the guest up there)