I pity little Charles the Cockroach :(

I thought they were talking about Harry Potter. And that Potter lookes like on of the OD guys....... I thought that was the joke....

Here's the full article http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22751415
PLEASE READ IT!! Every mother gets a box with bunch of baby-stuff, for free. They come in a cardboard box. So if you haven't had time to purchase a crib yet or something.

Aaaaand they're cold -.-

I actually tried this several times, didn't see what was written on the bottom... I'll cry myself to sleep now

As long as it's "foot" I'm fine playing all night

I'm sorry but this is so cheesy I'm not even gonna waste my puke on it

I started staring and then it hit me - I have no idea how Kanye looks like. If that's good or bad, I don't know.

http://rt.com/usa/iowa-police-deadly-force-400/
Here's the link if anyone wants to read the whole story. With the whole article it is actually... funnier... yeah I'm going to hell... ugh, who cares -.-

As a Finn, my first English translation to "mulkvisti" is "dickhead"

My first thought was "she looks hot" and then I read the "dressed up like JB" and I was like "okay, yeah, nothing, nevermind, scroll on"

I always have that fear. If I'm listening to music, I have to turn it off for awhile just to hear if the alert starts to beep. Also I've come to notice that holding your breath while walking past them helps. They never beep if I just hold my breath and think of ponies and puppies, you know, happy thoughts.

I've never seen this movie. Ever. I really don't know why.

Yes I have. And then I punch them.

I still use that line in conversations ^^

I felt this way when my aunt died. She was sick (cancer) and in the hospital for years. Me, my dad and mom were the only visitors. Then a bunch of people showed up at the funeral (some unannounced) with all kinds of fruitbaskets and flowers and shit. I wanted to shove those flowers down their throats.

How can someone be as stupid as Jaden and not realise it??

I feel weird... I would not be this sad if, instead of a dog, it'd be a human in question. That's just wrong in too many ways, right?

Harry lives because Voldemort is too busy asking stupid questions like that instead of just, I don't know, KILLING HIM -.-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FtZwjGrfYg
That picture's in this video. First I was like "omg I know that dog!!" and then the sadness came in, oh the sadness...

...is it weird to say this scares me?