She knows how to speak a language she doesn't even know, hhehe! Her Japanese had a thick accent though but my God, Italian?? It just said "pizza" xD Can't... stop... laughing...

I thought she was kind of a big witch with a b. I'm not gonna cry because you treated him like crap and was too stupid to know until it was too late.

"My baby..."

No one hates Twilight as much as R. Patty

I'd quit smoking but I'm not a quitter

Yet there's not Harry Potter -monopoly....

Omg I thought that guy in the picture was Eminem

"Strong, independent woman" made me think of Chandler

My father will hear about this!

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day <3

nice ass-print :D

This is so creepy

Troy and Abed in the mooooorning

This is an actual business in Japan. Now who's suprised?

What am I missing again? I'm thinking about Titanic but I'm guessing that's wrong...

I started to Google 'til I realised I really, really do not want to see that...

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur
Sorry but you're drowning and there is no cure

Best answer every..? Am I missing something?