Knowing me, my phone(one of the big Samsung's) would fall through and break my nose

Before I read it, I honestly though it was a pigeon stuffed in a bottle

That is an image my mind cannot erase

He doesn't look too friendly in the third picture.

This has to be fake, sorry to be a killjoy, but that is some of the worst news ever, and you don't tell it over text.

I though it was talking about alcoholic shots so I was very confused at first

Ask all you want, it's not happening!

It didn't load and the first I saw was that it was fake before I'd even seen it:(

I'm gonna be a bore but what I have to say has something to with death, I think your heart rate slows down too much so your brain wakes you up because it thinks you're going to die, I think I read that somewhere. The angels thing would be so much better though!

I will never not laugh at this

That's in Liverpool! In chavasse park! They're all around the city, such a good idea!

It's strangely satisfying when the rows get filled and match up with the rest of them

If you're talking to me, I do now, I didn't at the time, I was quite new here xD

Is that Brad Pitt?!

I got called a nerd when I told someone I had a Harry Potter poster. That hurt.

The man on the right looks like the man in Katy Perry's ET music video.

This is me even when I have a calculator, the calculator is just to make sure my hands are right :')

Haha it's where I spend time when I'm not in the north pole!