Arnold works at Gold's Gym in disguise 1 comments
sardonictears
· 10 years ago
"Maybe you've seen me on the FBI most wanted list" LOL :)
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When in doubt, lick the door 4 comments
sardonictears
· 10 years ago
It could be food....food you can eat....itll disappear. Makes room for you. Makes... total sense. Smart cat indeed.
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I love tim burton's art 5 comments
sardonictears
· 10 years ago
Ewwww that reminds me of that pile of daddy long legs I saw a few days ago on the interwebzzz... :/
Read this 13 comments
Tumblr at 3 am 6 comments
Pirates would go apeshit 6 comments
Canada has money that smells like maple syrup 16 comments
sardonictears
· 10 years ago
I wish our money smelled like maple syrup, but sadly, it does not (I'm Canadian)
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What if cinderella really had fur shoes? 14 comments
That's the douchebagest thing I can imagine 15 comments
That's the douchebagest thing I can imagine 15 comments
The only day I'm a morning person 9 comments
sardonictears
· 11 years ago
Its so much better to celebrate Christmas on the Eve, presents at 12, with a beer in hand <3
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Say it to my face! 9 comments
Futuristic vehicles 13 comments
how people on tumblr braid their hair 7 comments
sardonictears
· 11 years ago
Let's not take Satan for granted folks. Or call him Satin by mistake. He fucking hates that :/
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Beyonce 7 comments
sardonictears
· 11 years ago
Yo if she actually said that, that's awesome <3 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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The rock's halloween costume 9 comments
Today on sesame street 6 comments
sardonictears
· 11 years ago
Why so glum Oscar? "I LIVE IN A MOTHERFUCKING TRASHCAN!" (from the Sesame Street skit from Dave Chapelle - my fave <3 )
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