Seneca Crane? Is that you?

You've got to be kidding me. Seriously? The background changed, it's so obvious.

Infant point bulb arrow my Earth thumb nobody else.

Faith in humanity sealed

Woman logic

Apply cold water to burned areas

Poor Stewie

Cheers to that (*raises glass and sips tea like a boss*)

Please make that game! I will personally spend all my money on a Kinect just for that!

Challenge accepted!

Hell's Empire… Awwwww yeah

(*points off in the distance*) Oh, look! There goes my childhood.

There is a new phenomenon in the world. It's called a "comma". Don't be afraid to use one every once in a while.

Apply cold water to burned areas

As much as I love Johnny Depp, I have to agree with this

(*points off in the distance*) Oh look! There goes all my chances of sleeping tonight.

Be like Mama Umbridge. Eat nothing but protein shakes, falcons eggs, and, of course, a nice rock with every meal.

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince… WHAT THE HECK DOES THAT MEAN???

It hurts my brain!

Why are they using Slenderman as a model?

Shut up and take my money!

Emperor Snuggly McMittens

That isn't a picture of Richard Harris…